then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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