Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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