I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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