Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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