Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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