and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Randomize
