I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
