Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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