Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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