We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Someone shattered a urinal.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes