she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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