Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.