i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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