i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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