I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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