Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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