I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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