Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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