sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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