How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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