I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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