i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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