I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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