Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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