He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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