I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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