if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I could fuck to npr.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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