what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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