Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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