There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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