I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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