So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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