YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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