Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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