guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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