At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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