That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
