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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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