what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
