So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
