ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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