Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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