just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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