Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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