He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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