His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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