Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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