Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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