So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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