dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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