Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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