just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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