What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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