I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
we should paint friendship bongs
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